supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

taekwoonahh:

escalusia:

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

There’s 9 Types of Intelligence, just remember that and if anyone tells you otherwise, just shove with picture in their face

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take a quiz on the intelligences here!!

cubebreaker:

New York-based artist Kim Keever drops paint into water-filled aquariums to create unpredictable abstract displays of color and form.

snorlaxatives:

giant-tic-tac:

snorlaxatives:

if i could have the answer to any question in the entire world i would definitely want to know why the FUCK scyther can’t learn fly. i mean it’s flying type. it has wings. it’s like 5 feet tall so it should be able to hold a person. why the fuck can’t it learn fly??? and how the fuck can pidgey’s 1 foot tall ass learn fly??? how can a 12 inch bird fly me around but a 5 foot flying insect can’t i’m so mad

id like to know the cure to every disease in the world but i guess that works just as well

ok i see what you’re saying…… but why can’t scyther fly tho

jonasbrothers:

i love facebook news

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claireisrad:

huntreskates:

THIS IS SO SICK

#first

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

© SHHNOUIS